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10/07/2014

We Get Some Email. Some We Can't Forget... 001



From: yourdiamondgrl@yahoo.com
Date: Sep 29, 2014 at 4:33:02 AM MDT
To: Chicachicagoboom@gmail.com
Subject: colorful undie report  
Chicago Boom Boom,
I've noticed a new trend lately in mens fashion. And in order to research it i had to go undercover. What is it you say? Is it jeans? No. Turtleneck sweaters? Not this year. The hottest new trend in mens fashion is bright colorful undergarments.
I first began to notice the rainbow effect in mens underwear late last year. A guy i was dating, lets call him 'Steve', came back from holiday with a whole new wardrobe. Yes, every single pair of boxers, y-fronts, or boxer briefs was colorful. And i mean colorful colorful. Not just red and blue, but hot pink, lime green and bright violet. It was hot! When i asked him why he made the sudden change he said the saleswoman assured him this was the latest and greatest advance in mens undergarments since the bikini brief. So of course he took her advice and bought nearly 25 assorted pairs!
I broke up with 'Steve' about a month later but my last three boyfriends have also joined the color wave. I have consulted all my girlfriends and they report the same thing. Out with the white, in with the bright! Colored undies that is. So why exactly are men so color conscious? Well i believe that its because men of the 21st century are no longer content to remain slaves to their fathers drab, bleached white, boring underwear. Men now realize that being colorful is not just an expression of joy, but a necessity for having fun. Men today are no longer saddled with being serious, lachrymose  monochromatic automatons. And as a woman who loves colored men i say: Its about time! Let your freak flags fly gents! Just make sure you wash them before you wear them over to my house for a polychromatic funderoo fashion show. Because If any boys show up wearing white down under? Out the door they'll go.



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